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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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