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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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