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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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