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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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