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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Stu always want to jackhammer?

He always enjoys hitting the road.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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