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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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