P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the mother have sore upper-wrists?

Since there was no school bus service, she had meta-carpools.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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