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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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