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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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