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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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