What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

151

A buoys club.

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What do mangers of a weight loss clinic call the subject of foods they are no longer allowed to eat?

Ate speech

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898

Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

1609

When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

152

Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

860

Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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