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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What's going on here?

It's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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