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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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