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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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