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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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