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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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