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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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