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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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