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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

It's like talking to the wall.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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