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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Akiva Lane
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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Akiva Lane
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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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