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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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