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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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