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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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