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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What'll happen if someone accidently consumed hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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