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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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