Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

248

What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

1412

What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

799

What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

721

Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

1434

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

259

What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

997

What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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