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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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