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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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