What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

2108

Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

1103

What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

2045

What did the royals think about their subject's protests?

It was just revolting.

1549

Why is the latin root for both book and liberty 'libre'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

915

What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

1916

Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

1155

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

367

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575

How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

1973

What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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