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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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