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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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