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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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