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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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