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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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