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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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