Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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