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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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