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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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