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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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