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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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