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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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