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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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