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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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