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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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