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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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