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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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