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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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