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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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