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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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