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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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