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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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