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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane
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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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