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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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