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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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