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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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