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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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