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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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