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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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