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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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