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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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