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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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