Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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