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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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