Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Health specialist

2006

What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

1259

What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

2556

Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

1807

What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

2263

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

484

What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

620

Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

597

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

1159

What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

362

How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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