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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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