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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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