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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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