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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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