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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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