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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Akiva Lane
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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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