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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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