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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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