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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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