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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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