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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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