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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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