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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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