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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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