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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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