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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

With increased exposure.

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