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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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