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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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