Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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