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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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