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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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