What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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