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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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