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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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