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An elevator pitch.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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