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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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