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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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