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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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