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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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