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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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