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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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