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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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