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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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