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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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