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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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