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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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