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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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