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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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