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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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