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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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