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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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