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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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