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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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