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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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