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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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