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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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