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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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