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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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