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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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It's a lap top.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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