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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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