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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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