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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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