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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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