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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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