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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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