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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Shane Ronay
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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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