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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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A tripod.

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