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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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