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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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