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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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