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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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