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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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