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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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