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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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