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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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