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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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