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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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