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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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