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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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C to shining C

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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