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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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