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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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