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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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