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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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