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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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