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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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