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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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