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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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