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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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