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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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A pear of scissors.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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