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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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