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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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