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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you say when something falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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