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Shane Ronay
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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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