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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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