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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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A pear of scissors.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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