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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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