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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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