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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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