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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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