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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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