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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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