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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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