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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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