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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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