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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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