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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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