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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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