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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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